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Can you imagine working for this company?...

It has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics:

29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have bankrupted at least two businesses
3 have been arrested for assault
71 can not get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are current defendants in lawsuits
In 1998 alone, 84 were stopped for drunk driving.

Can you guess which organization this is? . . .

It's the 535 members of your United States Congress. The same group that perpetually cranks out hundreds of new laws designed to keep the rest of us in line.



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